Friday 8 August 2014

The squat Heavy Industrialist Union - Episode Two


- Alright lads, reparations finished !
- This alien glue from the universe really is SUPER !
- Look Sarge, the turret is working like it never broke !
- Aha good work my boys good work !


- Good morning gentlemen, Have some of you heard about a gathering?
- (Look Koch, it's the frosted guy from last time), Errm nope can't say that I have…
- That's alright, fare well good sir.
- Yeah right, you too…




- Erm excuse me good sirs, could you show me the way to the next spaceport?
- Oh that would be next on your left and then second on your right…
- Oh Excellent thank you very much !

- Why did you give him directions to that strange bar?
- You seen how shiny they look? that's strange, I'm pretty sure they're some of the frosted guys from last time too…


- Now boys, show me those ID tags...
- ID tags ready sarge !


- Now I want to see those books of law to know how things go where we go...
- Books of Law ready Sarge !


- I see you got personal data on the people we're about to face that's very good boys
- Thanks Sarge !


Oh and you thought about local currency? Very Good. My !  What's that weird face on their bills? are they putting old women on their bills to frighten robbers?


- Gaming aids? what are those for? You're sure we need those?
- Yes Sir ! Koch read a report stating those are essential for a good intercourse with locals…
- If you say so...


- Are these our spatio-port tickets? Good. Just make sure we catch that space shuttle in time… Now where are our hostages
- Errm, hostages sir?
- Yes you now our bare metal hostages. We promised our supreme leader to exchange them for some new troops…
- Oh that… Well, funny thing is that we MAY have forgotten them…
- You WHAT ? Oh my ! How are we going to get fresh troops now ! Do you think we can buy a new crew with coins and bills like that ? !!!!
- Well who knows sarge…
God Damnit Koch, you're just a good for nothing !


- Excuse me people ! You can't stay half painted like that in the middle of the road ! Are you getting some paint on or are you leaving?
- Oh errrrr, well (they all whistles casually) , oh err see that …thing over there…



- Wait is this our shuttle? no sir, this one is leaving for…(checks on GPS) Ire…land, that's sound like a nasty place… we're not going there, we're leaving for Portsmouth sarge.
- Oh Good, good !



- Oh wait sarge ! I forgot my new glasses in the truck !
- Get moving Magnum !  move that big piece of yours already !


- Huuuum, move da rear stuntie, we likessss it muuuuch. Sssssway dat moneymaker. Sssartong hasss got luuuurve for yaaa.

To be continued...

2 comments:

  1. Great stuff, Mr. ALMan! Love the ID tags! Hope you have a fantastic time!

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    1. Fantastic time was had despite the evident lack of ties an combed hair…
      I will try to provide some of version of my BOYL soon…

      Thanks Private.

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